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Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!

I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!

(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number two. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.

He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!

Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.

(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.Sharon: OK, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: OK, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are. I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in the crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake! C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yeah that'll get her!

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